I'm drive I can fine osifer
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
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talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
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Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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