I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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