Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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