I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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