Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
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the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
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I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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