Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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