We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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