spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
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another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
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Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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