I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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