Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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