My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
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dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
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A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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