Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
