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I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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