I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I made him laugh his dick is mine
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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