He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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