Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
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