I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
He did a backflip because drugs
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Pooping to opera.
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