sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
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somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
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I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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