My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
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oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
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She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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