he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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