dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
please come you make the beer taste better
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
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and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
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Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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