butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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