He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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