8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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