your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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