i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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