Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
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Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
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We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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