Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
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We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
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My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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