Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
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I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
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The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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