OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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