Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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