I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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