Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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