I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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