Fine. I'll sleep in my office
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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