It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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