what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
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We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
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I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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