The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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