im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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