I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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