do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
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just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
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I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together