He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.