Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
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