I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
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Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
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U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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