I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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