whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I'm just crazy horny about you
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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