Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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