How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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