my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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