i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
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he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
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He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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