That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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