For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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