Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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