But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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