and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
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Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
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He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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