come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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