The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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