Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
operation harelip BJ is a go
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
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im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
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She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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