...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
i drank out of a bidet.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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