thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
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There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
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There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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