just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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