He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
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I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
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yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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